Wedded Blitz

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Title: Wedded Blitz
Author:qblackheart
Movie Prompt: The Hangover
Pairing: J2 (Non AU)
Rating: NC-17 Lite
Word Count: 33,000
Warnings: Crack; proceed with caution. Also, y’all should know by now that my MO always involves schmoop. 
Disclaimer: Fiction, not fact, except for the parts that are true. The words belong to me, but not the songs, nor the images contained within, and certainly not the boys. Boo. Also, no animals were harmed in the writing of this fic.

Summary

If anyone had told Jared Padalecki that his bachelor party would start out with big red balls and end on a road trip with Keanu Reeves, he would have thought they were insane, but that’s exactly what happened, more or less, in a nutshell. Serves him right for getting freakin’-frostbitten-they-were-so-cold feet on the eve of his wedding rehearsal. He was supposed to be marrying Gen; Genevieve Cortese, that is. His fiancée. But all he could do was obsess about Jen; Jensen Ackles, that is. Best friend. Co-star. Dude. Something-that-couldn’t-possibly-be-love of his life. Except Jensen was happy, and Jensen was marrying Danneel in a few months, and Jensen wasn’t a fool like Jared was, picking now of all times to fixate on the past, to relive all those memories of them making out, in glorious detail, even if they had been drunk at the time. Or times, rather. There had been a lot of times. It just freaking figured that at some point during the three days before the wedding, between the big red balls and the Keanu Reeves Road Trip, that Jared lost Jensen. Like literally. Now suddenly the clock was ticking, he had a best friend to find, a wedding to get to and get through, and a goddamn mystery to solve in the midst of all the madness. Saying ‘I do’ should never be this complicated. Or this easy. Wedded bliss? He so did not sign up for this!

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